This is just a post to let anybody who might care (and might not already know) that I posted two (two!) fics in the past month or so, Menagerie and Five Six Times Things Did Not Turn Out As Bob Expected, and One Time They Did, and it is not, in fact, a post to put the links up so that I can easily find them the next time I want to obsess about things having to do with fic and feedback.
How dare you suggest such a thing.

Title: The Guild (Part Nine)
Author: bakerybard
Word Count: 4560

Disclaimers and notes in Part One
Miss a Part?  Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five, Part Six, Part Seven, Part Eight

Summary:  The past isn’t always what you thought it was.  Neither is the present.

Part Nine: Showtime.  Contains the words “blood loss”.

Title: The Guild (Part Eight)
Author: bakerybard
Word Count: 4094

Disclaimers and notes in Part One
Miss a Part?  Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five, Part Six, Part Seven

Summary:  The past isn’t always what you thought it was.  Neither is the present.

Part Eight: Bob starts putting the pieces together; Harry learns a thing or two.  (Or perhaps it's the other way around.) Contains the words “grown man”.

 

Title: The Guild (Part Seven)
Author: bakerybard
Word Count: 2422

Disclaimers and notes in Part One
Miss a Part?  Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five, Part Six

Summary:  The past isn’t always what you thought it was.  Neither is the present.

Part Seven: Bob conjures up another bit of his past; Harry can't leave well enough alone.  Contains the words "shot glass".

Title: The Guild (Part Six)
Author: bakerybard
Word Count: 4291

Disclaimers and notes in Part One
Miss a Part?  Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five

Summary:  The past isn’t always what you thought it was.  Neither is the present.

Part Six: Bob reminisces; Harry gets breakfast.  Contains the words "burnt coffee".

 

 

Title: The Guild (Part Five)
Author: bakerybard
Word Count: 3812

Disclaimers and notes in Part One
Miss a Part?  Part Two, Part Three, Part Four

Summary:  The past isn’t always what you thought it was.  Neither is the present.

Part Five: Bob takes a meeting; Harry turns up eventually.  Contains the words “family secret”.

 

Title: The Guild (Part Four)
Author: bakerybard 
Word Count: 4343

Disclaimers and notes in Part One
Miss a Part?  Part Two, Part Three

Summary:  The past isn’t always what you thought it was.  Neither is the present.

Part Four: Bob takes a trip; Harry gets a headache.  Contains the words "reliable ghosts".

 

Title: The Guild (Part Three)
Author: bakerybard
Word Count: 3608

Disclaimers and notes in Part One

Miss a Part?  Part Two

Summary:  The past isn’t always what you thought it was.  Neither is the present.

Part Three: Bob goes shopping; Harry takes a case.  Contains the words "Dim Sum".

 

Title: The Guild (Part Two)
Author:

bakerybard
Disclaimers and notes in Part One
Word Count: 2767

Summary:  The past isn’t always what you thought it was.  Neither is the present.

Part Two: Bob pays a price; Harry finds buried treasure. Contains the words “card game”.

 

Title: The Guild (Part One)
Author: bakerybard
Universe: TV, with a book character cameo
Pairing: Bob/Harry
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 1694

All characters herein are fictional. No Dresden Files characters are mine. Trevor is mine, no matter how much he insists it’s the other way around.

Beta’d by the lovely and talented rusty_armour and weslyn, who made this fic so much more betterer, I just can’t even say…

Special thanks to beachkid for unfailing enthusiasm (\o/) and dubghall, who remains a light in dark places when all other lights go out. *g*


Summary: The past isn’t always what you thought it was. Neither is the present.

Part One: The High Council comes to call. Coffee ensues. Contains the words “derivative hacks”.

 

Purdy's has chocolate skulls!

It's finally starting to maybe possibly feel like fall!  Hurrah!

BakeryBard Cabaret presents

So, a request went out through SBLand for smarm, high on the goopiness.  My muses still aren't talking to me, so fic was out of the question.  With goopy smarm on the brain, however, I naturally arrived at Just the Way You Are, by Billy Joel.  Beware the Hrothbert!Muse, for it lurks in ballads of days gone by!

Take me to the vid, already.

The Procrastinator's SOS 2008 Planner is on sale already.

I'm just sayin'...

You write one little fic, and suddenly people expect you to keep on writing! What is up with that?

Extra special thanks on this one to my friend Archer, a woman who has no fear of approaching total strangers in foreign lands and draping them in towels.

Title: This Fic Is Not For Mender
Author:  Bakerybard
Beta’d by rusty_armour
Rating: G
Book or TV-verse: TV
Summary: Harry tries an old trick; Bob deals with the fallout.
Word Count: approx. 900

This fic is not for Mender.  No siree Bob.  Because if this fic were for Mender, she might somehow get the impression that lecturing and poking works.  And that would be veryvery bad indeed.

 

My friend, the lovely and talented rusty_armour, made a very splendid ANIMATED SGA 1812 icon. 

And then she gave it to me!

*Does happy icon dance*

(So this is basically just a post to show it off. *g*)

I am officially an Ex ex-fic writer!  *Waves goodbye to wagon as it lurches away into the distance...*

A quiet little Dresden Files fic, prompted by somebody who wanted a post Birds of a Feather h/c.  I am consorting with far too many Bad Influences these days, really.

Ficcage!

It all started when the lovely and talented rusty_armour made the Hinterland Who's Who icon.

...which got us reminiscing, down at the pub, about the many particular joys of the Canuck childhood.  Rusty made the mistake of musing aloud how fun it would be if there was an actual Canadian Astrophysicist Hinterland Who's Who.

Foolish, foolish woman.

Cue the haunting flute music!

Joined an LJ comm. Met some new friends. Joined an IRC chat. Filked a theme song. Such is my life. sigh.

( Take me to your Filk! )